Dollar Day at Lone Star Park: April 20 ,2013.
Look at your calendar, silly, it's the day after tomorrow. No, not the silly movie, silly!
According to Lone Star Park's Facebook site, a not-so-scientific poll was conducted regarding one's favorite thing about Dollar Day at the racetrack. And what scientist, statistician, brewmeister, or beer-swilling-horseplayer doesn't break into a big, dumb grin when presented with this graph:
(Okay, horse racing purists ... there is no selection for "a Grade 1 stakes 11⁄16 miles turf race, for fillies and mares, 3-year-olds and upwards, and a purse of $500,000).
If one can remember, the Dollar Beer has been a trifle gauche. Last year, the racetrack partnered with Lone Star Beer. Now, I'm not an individual that would blasphemy any product attached with the language "Lone Star". However, with Lone Star Beer, I shall make an exception. Even for a dollar, it's not an attractive beverage! So this year, according to LSP Facebook page, it appears that we have a new friend for Dollar Day:
Live racing and events are sponsored by our good friends at Miller Lite!
Bring plentiful $1!!
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Monday, April 15, 2013
LSP: Opening Weekend Antics
Lone Star Park opened its 17th season of Spring Thoroughbred racing this past weekend. Perfect weather. Tasty margaritas. Big crowds. [Fill in the blank] racing. [Fill in the blank] handle. [Fill in the blank] success.
An unusual observation: Information from Lone Star Park is not forthcoming. It could be because (a) local newspapers are not in the business of publishing information about anything "not Tony Romo", or (2) Drew Shubeck is busy playing Sudoku.
Regardless, I spent most of the weekend at the track, watching/betting the races and trading observations with the rail-folk. I don't have the attendance figures nearby (next to my martini ...) but I estimate there must've been something like 254,487,993 over the weekend, give or take a few million. My not so-scientific estimate is based solely on the line to my favorite margarita bar in the grandstand. The line was obscenely long ... for a mild (78 F) North Texas Day.
For those of you unable to comprehend my logic estimation, I shall illustrate it in easy-to-understand gridiron fashion:
Of note, X is either (1) a child, (2) a pregnant and/or nursing mother, (3) a Baptist incognito, or (4) an ant.
It was a lovely weekend in North Texas and people showed up for concerts and for racing. Details may or may not be forthcoming about silly things, like handle and what-not. Okay, truth be told, I don't care about the Randy Rogers Band or Gary Allan or any other "Red Dirt Band" they book to increase the gate and pack the apron. I'm an old [Fill in the blank] that wants to make some fun bets and check my handicapping prowess and maybe come home with a couple extra bucks. However, when the 2nd race on a Friday night is a 5 1/2 furlong $7500 maiden claiming affair with a whole whopping 6 entries - ICK!! Yeah, I would a prefer a concert, too!
Anyway, the gate must've been good, handle [Fill in the blank]. Premiere Stakes winner, Triumph and Song (jockey Jamie Theriot),
Saturday's JEH Stallion Stakes winner, the beautiful Lasting Bubbles (jockey Lindey Wade),
And, of course, an Original Butt Sketch .. that's my Alice.
And yes, she's wearing a tail ... because she's a little kid and she can!
An unusual observation: Information from Lone Star Park is not forthcoming. It could be because (a) local newspapers are not in the business of publishing information about anything "not Tony Romo", or (2) Drew Shubeck is busy playing Sudoku.
Regardless, I spent most of the weekend at the track, watching/betting the races and trading observations with the rail-folk. I don't have the attendance figures nearby (next to my martini ...) but I estimate there must've been something like 254,487,993 over the weekend, give or take a few million. My not so-scientific estimate is based solely on the line to my favorite margarita bar in the grandstand. The line was obscenely long ... for a mild (78 F) North Texas Day.
For those of you unable to comprehend my logic estimation, I shall illustrate it in easy-to-understand gridiron fashion:
Of note, X is either (1) a child, (2) a pregnant and/or nursing mother, (3) a Baptist incognito, or (4) an ant.
It was a lovely weekend in North Texas and people showed up for concerts and for racing. Details may or may not be forthcoming about silly things, like handle and what-not. Okay, truth be told, I don't care about the Randy Rogers Band or Gary Allan or any other "Red Dirt Band" they book to increase the gate and pack the apron. I'm an old [Fill in the blank] that wants to make some fun bets and check my handicapping prowess and maybe come home with a couple extra bucks. However, when the 2nd race on a Friday night is a 5 1/2 furlong $7500 maiden claiming affair with a whole whopping 6 entries - ICK!! Yeah, I would a prefer a concert, too!
Anyway, the gate must've been good, handle [Fill in the blank]. Premiere Stakes winner, Triumph and Song (jockey Jamie Theriot),
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| Triumph and Song (Credit Reed Palmer Photography) |
Saturday's JEH Stallion Stakes winner, the beautiful Lasting Bubbles (jockey Lindey Wade),
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| Lasting Bubbles (Credit ... Reed Palmer Photography) |
And, of course, an Original Butt Sketch .. that's my Alice.
And yes, she's wearing a tail ... because she's a little kid and she can!
Thursday, April 11, 2013
We're On Our Feet! Opening Night at Lone Star Park!
Dateline: Opening Night, 2013 Spring Thoroughbred Meet, Lone Star Park, Grand Prairie, Texas
Rumors have been circulating for awhile ... updated Silks dining, new racing surface, a state-of-the-art infield jumbo-tron that's capable of bringing tears to your eyes. Changes! Improvements! A return to the original (and correct!) color of frozen margarita!
One glance - it's love at first sight!
The infield tote board and its accompanying brand-spanking-new 17 x 60 foot video screen is a monument to every techno-geek and couch potato everywhere. The jumbo Jumbotron - or the Dak RT, as I was corrected earlier this evening - has the ability to show two video feeds at the same time. For each live race, we're treated to a head-on view and a pan view.
Dak RT: First winner of the evening! Additionally, they should name a drink for it, too.
Sounds pretty good, huh?
Another change: All the apron box seating is gone. Personally, I like having a a wide open apron; perfect for milling around and pushing oneself up into a myriad of people along the rail. The seats worked well as reserved seating at the 2004 Breeders' Cup in October. But let's face it, in June and July in North Texas, when it's like 218 F, you can't sit on those hot tamales on racing days! Talk about Butt Burn! Ouch! Instead, there is a smattering of new picnic tables adorning the prime real estate by the rail. And probably quite moveable; get them out of the way for their collections of concerts when the apron is packed with 428,334 Randy Rogers Band fans [Friday night].
However, more than one person grumbled about the lack of free outdoor seating. I mean, everybody needs some place to set down their beer and/or nachos to look at their racing program. So, as a concerned racing citizen, we need to launch a campaign for said individuals:
Those little fold-up camping chairs are dirt cheap. So to my rail-folk compadres: Keep a camping chair handy in the trunk of you car. Much like you would an umbrella. Or spare tire.
Outdoor seating: Still schooling in the gate.
And yes, there was a horse race or two. The first race of the card - nay, the season - in the $50,000 Premiere Stakes. Triumph and Song, a 4-year-old gelding trained by local-boy-done-good Bret Calhoun, won his first stakes race easily under jockey Jamie Theriot. I even won a couple of bucks, which I plan to put towards my camping chair. Or beer.
Horse racing: Win! Place! Show!
Rumors have been circulating for awhile ... updated Silks dining, new racing surface, a state-of-the-art infield jumbo-tron that's capable of bringing tears to your eyes. Changes! Improvements! A return to the original (and correct!) color of frozen margarita!
One glance - it's love at first sight!The infield tote board and its accompanying brand-spanking-new 17 x 60 foot video screen is a monument to every techno-geek and couch potato everywhere. The jumbo Jumbotron - or the Dak RT, as I was corrected earlier this evening - has the ability to show two video feeds at the same time. For each live race, we're treated to a head-on view and a pan view.
Dak RT: First winner of the evening! Additionally, they should name a drink for it, too.
"I'll have a Dak RT!"
Another change: All the apron box seating is gone. Personally, I like having a a wide open apron; perfect for milling around and pushing oneself up into a myriad of people along the rail. The seats worked well as reserved seating at the 2004 Breeders' Cup in October. But let's face it, in June and July in North Texas, when it's like 218 F, you can't sit on those hot tamales on racing days! Talk about Butt Burn! Ouch! Instead, there is a smattering of new picnic tables adorning the prime real estate by the rail. And probably quite moveable; get them out of the way for their collections of concerts when the apron is packed with 428,334 Randy Rogers Band fans [Friday night].
However, more than one person grumbled about the lack of free outdoor seating. I mean, everybody needs some place to set down their beer and/or nachos to look at their racing program. So, as a concerned racing citizen, we need to launch a campaign for said individuals:
BYOSeat
Those little fold-up camping chairs are dirt cheap. So to my rail-folk compadres: Keep a camping chair handy in the trunk of you car. Much like you would an umbrella. Or spare tire.
Outdoor seating: Still schooling in the gate.
And yes, there was a horse race or two. The first race of the card - nay, the season - in the $50,000 Premiere Stakes. Triumph and Song, a 4-year-old gelding trained by local-boy-done-good Bret Calhoun, won his first stakes race easily under jockey Jamie Theriot. I even won a couple of bucks, which I plan to put towards my camping chair. Or beer.
Horse racing: Win! Place! Show!
Thursday, November 01, 2012
2012 Breeders' Cup Selections
Once again, it's that time of year where we ignore demanding spouses, dirty laundry, and needy children all for horse racing glory. Yes, it's the Breeders' Cup World Championships! And no Breeders' Cup could ever be complete without Post Parade's Sixth Annual Magic Beer Bottle Breeders' Cup Selections.
This year, we honor our East Coast horse racing brethren/hurricane survivors. We're serving up Brooklyn Lager, a pleasant little brew. We love you NY, NJ, et. al.!! You're in our thoughts and prayers!
As you may or may not be familiar with our long-standing tradition, let me remind you of the rules: I handicap, the bottle spins. I've had my fair share of winners over the years, however the Magic Beer Bottle should never be discounted, notable wins being Stephanie's Kitten and Amazombie last year.
Admittedly, I'm somewhat uninspired with both the Marathon and the Sprint. There's a strong possibility that if I even elect to wager on those races, I may opt for some imaginative combination of various family birthdays tossed into a 50-cent trifecta box and hope for the best. Those assorted numbers include but are not limited to 1,2,5,8,9,10.
Have a great Breeders' Cup weekend! Good luck!
This year, we honor our East Coast horse racing brethren/hurricane survivors. We're serving up Brooklyn Lager, a pleasant little brew. We love you NY, NJ, et. al.!! You're in our thoughts and prayers!
As you may or may not be familiar with our long-standing tradition, let me remind you of the rules: I handicap, the bottle spins. I've had my fair share of winners over the years, however the Magic Beer Bottle should never be discounted, notable wins being Stephanie's Kitten and Amazombie last year.
2012 Breeders’ Cup Selections
Sue
|
Magic Beer Bottle
| |
| Juvenile Sprint |
Super Ninety Nine
|
Hightail
|
| Marathon |
Commander
|
Worth Repeating
|
| Juvenile Fillies Turf |
Kitten's Point
|
Waterway Run
|
| Juvenile Fillies |
Executiveprivilege
|
Kauai Katie
|
| Filly & Mare Turf |
Marketing Mix
|
Nereid
|
| Ladies Classic |
Awesome Feather
|
Royal Delta
|
| Juvenile Turf |
Dry Summer
|
Artigiano
|
| Filly & Mare Sprint |
Groupie Doll
|
Strike the Moon
|
| Dirt Mile |
Rail Trip
|
Emcee
|
| Turf Sprint |
California Flag
|
California Flag
|
| Juvenile |
Speak Logistics
|
Fortify
|
| Turf |
Shareta (Ire)
|
Little Mike
|
| Sprint |
Coil
|
Trinniberg
|
| Mile |
Excelebration (Ire)
|
Obviously (Ire)
|
| Classic |
Game On Dude
|
Pool Play
|
Admittedly, I'm somewhat uninspired with both the Marathon and the Sprint. There's a strong possibility that if I even elect to wager on those races, I may opt for some imaginative combination of various family birthdays tossed into a 50-cent trifecta box and hope for the best. Those assorted numbers include but are not limited to 1,2,5,8,9,10.
Have a great Breeders' Cup weekend! Good luck!
Thursday, October 25, 2012
OMG!! BC Next Week?? How Can This B!! :0
Holy Guacamole! The Breeders' Cup is next week! Whoo-hooo!! Dig the loose change out of the couch because there is some serious betting action to beholden!
BTW, who's entered ?!?!?
(1) Game On Dude
(2)I'll Have Another (Sayonora)
(3)Frankel
(4)Hanson
(5) Wise Dan (just guessing he's on an entry in some event ...)
Ummm .... uh-oh ... Trouble. Fortunately, for the horse racing fans/bettors that have had their attention diverted*, Lone Star Park will be hosting its annual Breeders' Cup Preview Party, featuring our good friend, Gary West; track announcer, John Lies; Expert Handicapper and Mr. Congeniality, Rick Lee; and local favorite sports-talk guru, Norm Hitzges. The first 200 in attendance will receive a free Breeders' Cup Advance Edition and the handicapping solution to next week's races! I will be in attendance, as it appears this year the Magic Beer Bottle could very well have the upper hand!
_________________________
*Possess freshman in high school marching band; whole "Friday Night Lights" stuff that consumed an entire chapter in James Michener's novel, Texas, as well as a much ballyhooed TV series, is real. Scary. Forgot where racetrack is located. Forgot how to place wager. Not sure what a horse even looks like anymore. BUT ... I'm proficient at serving nachos in a concession stand!
;-)
(1) Game On Dude
(2)
(3)
(4)
(5) Wise Dan (just guessing he's on an entry in some event ...)
Ummm .... uh-oh ... Trouble. Fortunately, for the horse racing fans/bettors that have had their attention diverted*, Lone Star Park will be hosting its annual Breeders' Cup Preview Party, featuring our good friend, Gary West; track announcer, John Lies; Expert Handicapper and Mr. Congeniality, Rick Lee; and local favorite sports-talk guru, Norm Hitzges. The first 200 in attendance will receive a free Breeders' Cup Advance Edition and the handicapping solution to next week's races! I will be in attendance, as it appears this year the Magic Beer Bottle could very well have the upper hand!
_________________________
*Possess freshman in high school marching band; whole "Friday Night Lights" stuff that consumed an entire chapter in James Michener's novel, Texas, as well as a much ballyhooed TV series, is real. Scary. Forgot where racetrack is located. Forgot how to place wager. Not sure what a horse even looks like anymore. BUT ... I'm proficient at serving nachos in a concession stand!
;-)
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