However, one little item made me catch my breath and left me all tingling,
Frank's Energy Drink Model Search
Do you think you've got what it takes to be a Frank's Energy Drink Girl? If so, you won't want to miss our Frank's Energy Drink model search during "Party at the Park." You could win cash and an opportunity to represent Frank's Energy Drink. More details at lonestarpark.com.
It's the Event of the Meet! This snippet of information definitely required a more thorough investigation. Especially since I knew how excited good friend and fellow blogger, John of Not to the Swift fame, would be.
At this writing, the "more details at lonestarpark.com" are unavailable. But, being the industrious research type, I found a posting on craigslist,
Energy Drink Girls Needed!
"Frank's Energy Drink" is seeking female models to promote product awareness for bar events and in-store demonstrations in and around Dallas, including photo shoots and special appearances.
I also located similar contests that were held at Gulfstream Park Racing & Casino and Pro-Ride Park at Santa Anita. According to the rules, the job entails something to do with yodels and lederhosen.
I'll be sure to pass along the details as they become available.
Personally, I'm pleased to see that the LSP/MEC geniuses are making great efforts to attract a new fan base. They should all be rewarded with 11 shares of MEC stock for their creativity as I'm sure every Katherine Heigl look-a-like will descend upon the racetrack and add $12,653 to the on-track handle each night just to have the chance to be a Frank's Energy Drink Model. And yodel.