And as an added bonus this year, I am presenting the First Annual Magic Beer Bottle Breeder’s Cup Selections. These clearly defined selections are obtained by a highly controlled procedure: I peruse through our recycle bin and retrieve an empty beer bottle save for two pieces of lime and a cigarette butt. The bottle is then strategically placed sideways on a scrap piece of paper that I have hastily scribbled the post numbers 1 through 14 in a pie chart. Then “the spinner”, who in this case was my 6-year-old daughter, spins the bottle and whatever post number the bottle is pointing to, that is the selection. In cases of less than 14 entries, multiple spins are required until an active post number is achieved or “the spinner” gets bored and wanders off to watch SpongeBob SquarePants and Post 1 becomes the automatic default.
Have a great Breeders’ Cup Day tomorrow and good luck!
2007 Breeders’ Cup Selections
Sue | Magic Beer Bottle | |
Juvenile Fillies | Irish Smoke | Smarty Deb |
Juvenile | Pyro | Old Man Buck |
Filly and Mare Turf | Nashoba’s Key | All My Loving |
Sprint | Smokey Stover | Kellys Landing |
Mile | Jeremy | Kip Deville |
Distaff | Unbridled Belle | Bear Now |
Turf | Dylan Thomas | Dylan Thomas |
Classic | Curlin | Lawyer Ron |
2 comments:
Hey, the bottle has my picks for the Sprint and the Turf!
I think there is great wisdom in beer...
I hope the beer bottle is the TBA handicapping champion!
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