Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Primordial Ooze Hopes to Investigate Horse Racing in Bora Bora

    People forego newspapers for the internet where, instead of relying on credential journalists, they turn to these bloggers - sort of entry level life forms that intellectually have yet to emerge from the primordial ooze.

    -Alan Shore, Boston Legal


Although this horse racing blogger may wallow away in primordial ooze, there a numerous blogs affiliated with the TBA that ply the internet with worthwhile and informative news and opinions and, more importantly, handicapping insight, including the TBA's newest trio, Triple Dead Heat, The Turk, and Pull the Pocket (where Harness Herb was in the running for the Sexiest Man Alive only to be beaten by Matt Damon by a nose). Also, Sir Handride has updated the TBA homepage that provides infinitesimal superabundant and monumental amounts of knowledge, wisdom, and propaganda, including free past performances, widgets, and martini recipes. When you think about grabbing a cold one, be sure to grab our RSS feed, too.

In the meantime, my writing expertise is being consumed by other subject matter: hotels.com™ is celebrating nearly one million guest reviews by giving away a round-trip vacation for two on Air Tahiti Nui to Bora Bora Resort and Thalasso Spa, plus $1,000 spending money. I have always wanted to go to Bora Bora. And since I can't seem to hit a Pick-6, I'm opting to enter the Millionth Review Sweepstakes - all I have to do is book a room and write a review. So I will be spending the next few nights lodging at a variety of Motel-6 and a sundry of other dives throughout North Texas.


By the way, do they even have horse racing in Bora Bora?

4 comments:

Nick said...

Infinitesimal means "incalculably small" which I'm not sure is what you meant.

suebroux said...

Nick, you are a genius. And not only are you a genius, you're an alert genius. And the fact that you're from Iowa explains everything.

Thanks for catching my error.

Nick said...

Why thank you. When people hear I'm from Iowa usually I get "Where?" or something about corn.

applebys traveler said...

I went to Hotels.com to enter for my chance to win a trip to Bora Bora, but the odds of me winning are infinitesimal, and the odds of me getting a lot of spam from Hotels.com is superabundant.