People forego newspapers for the internet where, instead of relying on credential journalists, they turn to these bloggers - sort of entry level life forms that intellectually have yet to emerge from the primordial ooze.-Alan Shore, Boston Legal
In the meantime, my writing expertise is being consumed by other subject matter: hotels.com™ is celebrating nearly one million guest reviews by giving away a round-trip vacation for two on Air Tahiti Nui to Bora Bora Resort and Thalasso Spa, plus $1,000 spending money. I have always wanted to go to Bora Bora. And since I can't seem to hit a Pick-6, I'm opting to enter the Millionth Review Sweepstakes - all I have to do is book a room and write a review. So I will be spending the next few nights lodging at a variety of Motel-6 and a sundry of other dives throughout North Texas.
By the way, do they even have horse racing in Bora Bora?
4 comments:
Infinitesimal means "incalculably small" which I'm not sure is what you meant.
Nick, you are a genius. And not only are you a genius, you're an alert genius. And the fact that you're from Iowa explains everything.
Thanks for catching my error.
Why thank you. When people hear I'm from Iowa usually I get "Where?" or something about corn.
I went to Hotels.com to enter for my chance to win a trip to Bora Bora, but the odds of me winning are infinitesimal, and the odds of me getting a lot of spam from Hotels.com is superabundant.
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